and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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