Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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