do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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