who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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