also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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