Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
