I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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