what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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