: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
