This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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