I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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