I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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