am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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