your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
is it fun? or sober?
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