she woke up with a sticky ear
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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