Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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