Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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