I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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