god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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