I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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