I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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