We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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