We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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