I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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