; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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