At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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