i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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