He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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