is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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