what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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