On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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