You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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