If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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