It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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