are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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