Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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