i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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