I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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