I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
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i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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