Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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