Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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