Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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