Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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