Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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