Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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