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It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
vagina is talking i cant
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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