i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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