On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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