I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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i've created a new STD.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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