I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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