either way he was missing a nipple.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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