I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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