You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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