You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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