just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"