I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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