She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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