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i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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