I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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